Time for Joke of the Week.
This special edition is courtesy of my 2nd grader neighbor Makayla:
Why did Danny get mad at the Walmart guy?
Because the Walmart guy triped Danny and Danny said ow do that again. The Walmart guy said OK so he did it and when the Walmart guy triped him the Walmart guy punched him on purpose so Danny called the polise when the polise got there Danny told him and the poleise thought Danny started it and Danny did started it so he got urested for 800 years.
That's verbatim, folks, off of a Pizza Hut napkin.
God bless the children.